Mr. Goody-Twoshoes surprises himself. I never forget to do my homework. This time, I did. Okay, here’s the excuse: this past Friday I got married!
(We’re not exactly newlyweds, however. My partner and I have been together 21 years. But this last week was the first opportunity to get (legally) married in California. So we did. And so I will re-read the assignment and attend to it, ASAP!)
documentation of the “dog who ate my homework”: